Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: I got news for you. Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. Yeah. You be telephone fucking terrorists! Well, we don't work for you, man! Twice a day. Wouldn't you like to learn how to sell it? Alden Kupferberg: Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. [Naomi walks in on a gay orgy] Jordan Belfort: By creating an account, you agree to the So before I approve this midget-tossing business, you need to find me a game warden who can rein in the little critter if he should go off the deep end. Naomi Lapaglia: I don't love you anymore, Jordan! Is it Wednesday already? You're in the fucking minor leagues. I will not die sober! I mean, who the fuck wanted to live there? Who? Hi, fellas! But we were making more money than we knew what do with. [to the waiter] Where were they doing it, sweetheart? Donnie Azoff: One day, you will do it right. It's actually an utterly entertaining and hilarious joy ride. [holding his child] What the fuck are you talking about? It's called cocaine. Look at this! FYI boys, Danielle has promised to use this $10,000 for breast implants. Captain Ted Beecham: Patrick Denham: Jordan Belfort: Across the Verrazano's Bridge. Gotta pump those numbers up. It's a joke! Martin Scorsese 's The Wolf of Wall Street is a darkly comedic portrayal of unrestrained Wall Street hedonism and greed that ranks among the maestro's greatest works of the last decade. Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Captain Ted Beecham: I just, I had a minute and I Donnie Azoff: So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. Yeah. It's got no no alcohol. She's the best. Good! That's right, I forgot. Jordan Belfort: I can't close this briefcase. I told you, you're not taking my fucking kids. Whoa! Donnie Azoff: You know, every time someone rises up in this world, there's always gonna be some asshole trying to drag 'em down. GET OFF THE PHONE! So I was sellin' them shit, but the way I looked at it, the money was better off in my pocket. Mark Hanna: Jordan Belfort, the former stock broker whose story inspired the hit movie The Wolf of Wall Street, is suing the filmmakers for $300m (229m). I don't understand. There was this one time I was selling pot to this Amish dude. Theyre gonna need to send in the national guard or fucking swat team, cause I aint going nowhere! Jordan Belfort, I am not gonna die sober! Mmm, baby. I'm sure every person has this; it's just that my monologue is particularly loud. Listen to me, if you piss up the SEC's leg, you end up with your tits in a wringer. Bald. Mark Hanna: Naomi Lapaglia: Every person around here, they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. Her father is the brother of my mom. A former model and Miller Lite girl. It was the sort of silence shared by two people who're comfortable enough not to force a conversation ahead of its logical progression. Trained professionals to guide you through the financial wilderness. Patrick Denham: Naomi Lapaglia: Honey oh my God!, you probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! You probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! Wake up, you piece of shit! Max Belfort: Benihana Beni-fucking-hana? I mean, when she married me she knew what she was getting into, didnt she? I want to. Who is the one who flew in here at 3:00 in the morning on their stupid helicopter and woke up Skylar? Naomi Lapaglia: And once you do fall in lovethat obsessive sort of love, that all-consuming love, where two people cant stand to be apart from each other for even a momenthow are you supposed to let a love like that pass you by? Jordan Belfort. Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: This movie unfortunately is too raunchy to ever be considered for an award, but it is a quality film. I'm fucked up, Brad. Refresh and try again. I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. The Wolf of Wall Street Buff Revised Pages 3/5/13 62. . Controlling the sale by keeping it on the straight line (every time the customer tries to take the . It is no matter. . Jordan Belfort, Theyre gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here. While the movie opened to positive reviews, it was criticized by some viewers who felt that it glamorized Belfort's white-collar criminal lifestyle. The Wolf of Wall Street is a memoir by a former stockbroker and trader Jordan Belfort, first published in September 2007. [laughing] Do you jerk off? Jordan Belfort: That's good for me. Patrick Denham: Jordan Belfort: Cinemark The year I turned 26, I made 49 million dollars, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. Jordan Belfort, You see money doesnt just buy you a better life, better food, better cars, better women, it makes you actually a better person. Best The Wolf of Wall Street Quotes. What kind of hooker takes credit cards? The book, motherfucker, the book! Then were gonna need some tranq darts, a pair a handcuffs, a can of Mace Wigwam, I dont think youre cut out for this job. I don't have jack-shit. $26,000 for one fucking dinner! We grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know. Jordan Belfort: You can sell anything? Mommy, have you ever noticed anything odd about Mr. What, you wanna go inside and blow some lines of baking powder, baking soda? I still have family over there, though. Her pussy was like heroin to me. I can't untie you! Hey, everybody, listen up! Good. Dwayne: [pushes him away with her legs] Jordan Belfort: Get those fucking ludes! All right? Donnie and I were investing in a condominium complex in Venice. It took 90 minutes for these fuckers to kick in but once they did, *pow. So take a good look, daddy. And you're still acting like an infant! Jordan Belfort: Cunt, cock, asshole." Does it even matter to you that I just had that driving range sodded with Bermuda grass, Jordan, and now you fucking wrecked it! Do you really think that I don't know what you're up to? I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Biography, Know Your Critic: Clint Worthington, Founder of The Spool and Senior Writer at Consequence. Implosions are ugly. You're not fucking taking my children you vicious fucking cunt, you! Who's Venice? Go to a trading floor on Wall Street. Jordan Belfort, OK, first rule of Wall Street Nobody and I dont care if youre Warren Buffet or Jimmy Buffet nobody knows if a stocks going up, down or f-ing sideways, least of all stockbrokers. About a month later, Donnie and I decided to double team her on a Saturday afternoon while our wives were out shopping for Christmas presents. Doesn't even matter to you! Like you married your cousin or some stupid shit, you know? What are these sides? They're business expenses. Give me one for the nerves! This Martin Scorsese hit film stars Leonardo Dicaprio, Jonah Hill and Margot Robbie in lead roles. Oh, hey. The Wolf of Wall Street: Directed by Martin Scorsese. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Donnie and I were going out on our own. It'll also help your fingers dial faster. Sell me this pen! No, Daddy doesn't even get to touch Mommy for a very, very very long time. Jordan Belfort: Based on Jordan Belfort's autobiography. Robbie Feinberg, the Pinhead, took five years to finish high school. Is she like a first cousin, or is she Donnie Azoff: And actually do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day, huh? Dad, we had clients, Pfizer clients. I've never been a fan of the bush, to be honest. Jordan Belfort: Are you behind on you credit card bills? Back in the 1990s, Belfort ran. It's like playing a game of chess with your own life. Then look no further. Funny, self-referential, and irreverent to a fault, The Wolf of Wall Street finds Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio at their most infectiously dynamic. She even hired a gay butler. And once you do fall in lovethat obsessive sort of love, that all-consuming love, where two people cant stand to be apart from each other for even a momenthow are you supposed to let a love like that pass you by?, If you want to be rich, never give up. Sell me that pen. I'm constantly weighing everything in my mind and trying to predict how my actions will influence events. So you listen to me and you listen well. Righto, Jean, that'll be great Cheerio! Take your little bowtie Get your shit, and get the fuck out of my office. Jordan Belfort: lastly it's down to the humour. Jesus Christ. Is your landlord ready to evict you? Sell that. $430,000 in one month, Jordy. So in that sense youre lucky Im not the one who does the hiring around here., contrary to previous assumptions, young men and women who possess the collective social graces of a herd of sex-crazed water buffalo and have an intelligence quotient in the range of Forrest Gump on three hits of acid, can be taught to sound like Wall Street wizards, as long as you write every last word down for them and then keep drilling it into their heads again and againevery day, twice a dayfor a year straight., I laughed right along with her, but inside I was dying. Chester, who sold tires and weed. You have to unlearn all the thoughts that were making you poor and replace them with new thoughts rich thoughts. Jordan Belfort, The easiest way to make money is create something of such value that everybody wants and go out and give and create value, the money comes automatically. Jordan Belfort, Money is the oxygen of capitalism and I wanna breathe more than any man alive. Jordan Belfort, Act as if! Out of respect. Donnie Azoff, Look, man a lot of having a kid or whatever takes risk, whether youre fuckin cousins or not, you know Donnie Azoff, Well, basically, you know, if the kid was retarded I would I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it say Youre free now! You know? Jordan Belfort: It had nothing to fucking do with me. Which meant there was only a finite amount of these things left. Do it differently each time. No, you didn't research the whole thing and deal with the fucking golf course people! Except for that one time. By the early 1990s, while still in his 20s, Belfort founds his own firm, Stratton . Brad, show them how it's done. No, I'm not fucking letting you near my kids! Asking specific questions to gather intelligence and to understand the customers needs. Oh, no. I don't care whose birthday it is. Does that ring a bell? Not Italy. So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you don't let him do that 'cause that would make it real. Tap "Sign me up" below to receive our weekly newsletter You're a father now, Jordan. Jordan Belfort: Gentlemen, welcome to Stratton Oakmont. Right, exactly. So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right? So boring. But no touching. Oh my God! Mark Hanna: I don't even listen to it half the time. Don't you dare throw that fucking water on me! Jordan Belfort: Hey Paulie, what's up? He actually went to law school. What, if the kid's retarded? Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: Now that I'm under federal indictment with an electronic bracelet around my ankle, now you decide you don't fucking love me anymore. Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Pride. I'm gonna kill myself. Babe, why you doing it like that? It'll keep you sharp between the ears. You're almost there! I know, but I don't drink, remember? 33 Inspiring Jordan Belfort Quotes For Success. You gotta stay relaxed. Jordan Belfort: On new issue day? It's fairy dust. After all, what was there to say? Don't try to fight it. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your account. Leah Belfort: Shit about you and your cousin or something like that. Exactly. Jordan Belfort: Copyright Fandango. By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. Jordan Belfort: Fucking whore. But of all the drugs under God's blue heaven, here is one that is my absolute favorite. Luckily we're in first class. Yeah, it's getting old and decrepit. I want you to fuck me real hard. Donnie Azoff: Why? 3 2 1, let's fuck! Im not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? It's flooded! Donnie Azoff: Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: An I.P.O. Oh yeah. Many weren't happy with the ending, though it was a very accurate representation of this day and time, and falls in line with typical Scorsese films. You people are all shit out of luck. Good for you, little man. I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. One fucking day, you couldn't keep it together? I don't even know who Venice is. And you know what else? I found this woman's company to be incredibly soothing., Victor was Chinese by birth and Jewish by injection, having been raised amid the most savage young Jews anywhere on Long Island: the towns of Jericho and Syosset., I had considered changing my phone number, but I was so far behind on my phone bill that NYNEX was after me too., People dont buy stock; it gets sold to them. Required fields are marked *. Just leave us a message here and we will work on getting you verified. What the fuck are you talking about? Jordan Belfort: You know what I mean? Brad: Supply and demand, my friend. They dont give a shit about money. I'm still hard. Tell me. Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: Last month you were a wine connoisseur, and now youre an aspiring landscape architect, Isnt that right? Jordan Belfort, You got my money taped to your tits, honey. Jordan Belfort: Oh, you don't love me? [pauses] Error rating book. Jordan Belfort: Oh no. Rugrat gets busted down in Miami, and guess who happens to be with him? Let me lock in that trade right now and get back to you with my secretary with an exact confirmation. Get the ludes downstairs! You were calling her name in your sleep! You had to deal with the Golf Course people too! People have been buzzing about Martin Scorsese's new movie, "The Wolf of . Naomi Lapaglia: There is no such thing as bad publicity. I'm a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. Wow. We call the Verrazano's Bridge the Guinea Gangplank. Di Caprio and Scorsese combine for one of the most fun financial movies of this decade. In 1987, Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio) takes an entry-level job at a Wall Street brokerage firm. [stands up tall, smiling] I'm not putting words in your mouth or nothing, but you just said that everybody wants to get rich. Do you guys not want to make money? This is Brad, and Brad is the guy I really wanted. Are you fucking serious? You're gonna knock whose fucking teeth in? It is no matter. Wakes up on plane; finds he is restrained by a seatbelt across his chest, picks up the phone, then calmly, in a transatlantic accent, Sees a young broker cleaning his fishbowl, Pretends to walk away, but suddenly turns back, Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it. Donnie Azoff: Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: Come on. Let me get that right. Daddy's really sorry about what he said in the other room. [dubious] Naomi Lapaglia: Don't you wanna be my friend? Hey, what are the citizens of Fucksville doing today when their emperor's gone? It turned out the British weren't too different from the Swiss. How are you doing today? After all, the IRS knew about this sort of stuff, didnt they? It's just stupid. No, they're not retarded or anything like that Jordan Belfort: What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day? Jordan Belfort: When we arrived to prison, I was absolutely terrified. Despite focusing on multimillionaire stockbroker Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio . He's just warning everybody. Saturday Night Fever territory. I mean, we had similar interests and shit. Its fairy dust. Why would You be so cruel as to use the king of Japanese restaurants to take me down? So I recruited some of my home town boys. Postmedia Network Inc. | 365 Bloor Street East, Toronto, Ontario, M4W 3L4 | 416-383-2300. By the early 1990s, while still in his 20s, Belfort founds his own firm, Stratton Oakmont. Thank you for your vote of confidence and welcome to the Investor's Center. Pick up the phone and start dialing! You know what my lawyer said? And I choose rich every fucking time. R (Graphic Nudity|Drug Use|Language Throughout|Some Violence|Strong Sexual Content), Comedy, The biggest IPO in this firm's history, what the fuck is he doing? Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment could be upwards of $60,000! That was you! Absolutely fucking not. [narration] You're a sick man! You're a fucking pill dealer. So there's a silver lining to that too, honey. I'm a mutt. No, daddy doesn't even get to touch mommy for a very, very, very long time. Let me tell you something else. Does Daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls? Naomi Lapaglia: Donnie Azoff: People tend to give up. With their beautiful wife by their side, whos got big voluptuous tits. Belfort was played by Leonardo DiCaprio in the film . Naomi Lapaglia: What I want to know is, have you got the guts to live?, They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites., And from the time I was a kid, I've had this internal monologue roaring through my head, which doesn't stop - unless I'm asleep. Pick up the phone and start dialing! I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Three days later, I filed for a divorce and moved Naomi into the apartment. A Long Island mansion featured in Martin Scorsese's 2013 film "Wolf of Wall Street" is listed for $10 million. But I needn't have been. Jordan Belfort: He was making so much money selling Quaaludes that he become the Quaalude King of Bayside. Don't you fucking Duchess me! the self narration, similar to goodfellas and moments where leo talks directly to the camera and you, the audience, are key. Mark Hanna: Jordan Belfort: They're not buying shit. Or fucking dies! Jordan Belfort, So you listen to me and you listen well. Jordan Belfort: These little bastards were so strong I had discovered a whole new phase. What a greek tragedy! Mr. Hanna, you're able to do drugs during the day and then still function, still do your job? THE WOLF OF WALL STREET Drama 2013 2 hr 59 min English audio R CC Watch with free trial Buy or rent Sex. Donnie Azoff: You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back, requesting information on penny stocks that had huge upside potential with very little downside risk. Jordan Belfort: The Wolf of Wall Street streaming: where to watch online? Danger at every turn. Mark Hanna: Don't fucking dare throw that fucking water at me. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: The Wolf of Wall Street by Jordan Belfort 34,928 ratings, 3.73 average rating, 2,462 reviews Open Preview The Wolf of Wall Street Quotes Showing 1-27 of 27 "Act as if! They were priced between three and five hundred dollars and made you wear a condom unless you gave them a hefty tip, which I always did. Jordan Belfort: It got so bad, I had to declare the office a fuck-free zone between the hours of 9 and 7. Jordan Belfort: 4. Jordan Belfort: Number one rule of Wall Street. If you sell $10,000 worth of this stock, I will personally give you a blowjob for free. It was a hefty sum, $5 million, and in truth it had little to do with setting them up. with updates on movies, TV shows, Rotten Tomatoes podcast and more. One fucking day. What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day? Yeah! Trust me. Jordan Belfort: vials of coke. You be ferocious! Holy fuck, you did just say that. Good. Naomi Lapaglia: What the fuck is going on out here? Stratton Oakmont. There is no nobility in poverty. And the problem with that is that your brain is like a computer: If you ask a question, it's programmed to respond, whether there's an answer or not. [peeing on his subpoena] You have to excuse my friend. See, for a brief fleeting moment, I'd forgotten I was rich and I lived in a place where everything was for sale. Jordy, look what you've got here. Baby, you know you got real anger issues. I started this website because I wanted to help people like you to maximize their potential and achieve their dreams. You're doing fucking drugs right now? You want me to sell you this fucking pen? and the I am a master diver, you hear that? Now as the firm taking the company public, we set the initial sales price then sold those shares right back to our friends. Come on, baby. Not to mention countless dollars. Jordan Belfort: And from now on, it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. Fuzzy Bear over there? And guess what? That's right! I want you to fuck me like it's the last fucking time. Good! Mark Hanna: Ok, you're going to want to raise those numbers. What a greek tragedy! He must have thought we were still at the Hamptons this weekend, you know. Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? Donnie Azoff: Feel free to reach out and connect. Jordan Belfort: Captain Ted Beecham: Mark Hanna, One thing I can promise you is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners, I ask them to judge me on my losers because I have so few. Jordan Belfort, Just like that I made two grand, the other guys looked at me like I just discovered fire. Jordan Belfort, You know, just people say s**t. I dont even know. Naomi Lapaglia: What are you, a fuckin owl? Naomi Lapaglia, Oh my God! I mean, what if something like that happened? Right? Shut the fuck up! I was born too - too early. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Bald as as China doll. And particularly troublesome. [Naomi walks in on a gay orgy] It recounts Belfort's perspective on his career as a stockbroker in New York City and how his firm, Stratton Oakmont, engaged in rampant . Thank God. And you know something else, Daddy? The property is located 25 miles from the Belmont Racetrack, a horse racing facility. In 2013 it was adapted into a movie by the same name. BOOK I, inside the restaurant young Strattonites carried on their time-honored tradition of acting like packs of untamed wolves., [Aunt] Patricia smiled, and we walked in silence for a while. Say hi! Daddy's really sorry about what he said in the other room, he didn't mean any of it! Here's a list of a few of the best lines from the movie: I want you to deal with Your problems by becoming rich. They're fuckin' - the things they're doing now, Pops, I mean, I mean, it's on a whole other level. It's his first day on Wall Street. Mark Hanna: Venice. Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: Jordan Belfort: A master diver! Sound good, John? Uh, what the fuck! Naomi Lapaglia: Okay, let's do it. No? Jordan Belfort: Stay up-to-date on all the latest Rotten Tomatoes news! With their beautiful wife by their side, who's got big voluptuous tits. And you got the beautiful girls there. Oh my God! Technically, you do work for me. Donnie Azoff, Ill tell you what: Im never eating at Benihana again. Naomi Lapaglia: No, I don't wanna implode, sir. Well, like you said there's no friends on Wall Street. All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. This is what happens when you fuck with your pets on new issue day! Mark Hanna: But pretty soon, somebody figured out that if you resisted the urge to sleep for just fifteen minutes, you got a pretty kick-ass high from it. [gets a wire] It is a cutting edge high-tech firm out of the Midwest, awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of radar detectors that have both huge military and civilian applications. So you listen to me and you listen well. [voice over] Captain Ted Beecham: I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. Nicky Koskoff: The Wolf of Wall Street is a 2013 American biographical crime black comedy film directed by Martin Scorsese and written by Terence Winter, based on the 2007 memoir of the same name by Jordan Belfort. Plot - Jordan Belfort earns by day thousands of dollars per minute, money that he squanders by night at the same velocity in drugs, sex and travels around the world. Donnie Azoff: I heard some stupid shit. Naomi Lapaglia:

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