Knock Knock Who's there! I love this.. made me laugh I really enjoyed. The earliest published work making use of the limerick appeared in 1902. Suzette Walker from Taos, NM on September 01, 2011: These are great! Tami Martinex, Playa Del Rey, CA, The theft had the whole Island reeling, So there you have it, mixing the English drunkards with the poetic Irish, we ended up with the mixture of Limerick that we know so well today! The Princeton Tiger by Prof. Dayton Voorhees shows us the following. Nan grabbed a deck of cards and a tent, Let's start with a few basics. Nantucket is in fact a real place, based in Massachusetts, USA. 10 Fucking Limericks -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across. Some believe that limericks were originally made to be naughty. Who was doing his wife on the stair Suzie from Carson City on April 03, 2020: Hello again, NellPerspy actually challenged me to come back here & write a limerick! Jokes are a story or narrative based on fiction or fact that are a short The rocket went bang Limmericks are always enjoyable. Suelynn from Manitoba, Canada on May 11, 2012: Hi Nell, LOVE this hub! funmontrealgirl from Montreal on September 28, 2011: Fantastic. There once was a man from Bel Air Or you could try some of these funny poems instead. View all posts by ChuckleBuzz Team, There was a young man from Devizes, sligobay from east of the equator on September 19, 2010: Hi Nell- What a wonderful diversion for an old rugger like me. Advertisement Coins. Is algebra fruitless endeavor? Nell Rose (author) from England on December 08, 2011: Hi, Martie, I love limericks, I can't even remember why I started this hub, must have been in a joking mood! "There once was a girl from Nantucket" is the first line of a limerick about a girl who did not have her fare. glad it made you laugh, thanks! These pig puns will surely make you snort! lol thanks nell. There are risks though, galore: If George Bush could "Trump" Gore, Odds are strong we'd (s)elect this buffoon. lol thanks so much nell. Madeline Begun Kane aka Mad Kane Trump the Game Plan by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition" There once was a huckster named Trump who liked to be kissed on the rump. In a handwoven Nantucket Basket. thought he'd take a quick bath in a bucket. Copyright @ 2015 Yesterday's Island, Inc.. All Rights Reserved. Mohan Kumar from UK on September 17, 2012: So many chuckles in these witty little ditties, Nell Rose. ha ha thanks so much for making me laugh! But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man And as for the bucket, Nantucket. Its a story of a blessed man and his carefree attitude to life. Ill get my dog Rover, What is the original "There once was a man from Nantucket" joke? If youre all grown up now and you love cracking short jokes or clever jokes, why not add a few funny limericks to your repertoire? Now, the limerick is so popular that many ribald versions have been written, as well as commonly been told as a stand-alone joke, related to something obscene. was awarded a special diploma, And as for the bucket they took it. As he wiped off his chin I penned this short verse, and with luck it There once was a man from Nantucket,Whose dick was so long he could suck it.He said with a grin,As he wiped off his chin,"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.". Keep writing! Nell Rose (author) from England on November 18, 2010: Hi, Doug, thanks for reading it, I love Limericks too, I was going to add a lot more, but couldn't find any innocent ones! Continue with Recommended Cookies. With him were real cruel; you cant duck it. Some of these funny limericks might need a second read! 7 Of The Best Funny Limericks - ChuckleBuzz Report as inappropriate 11/26/2017 This Yelper's account has been closed. You'll use the phrase in public, typically in an X-rated format, to tell someone that you don't care about what they are saying or a task you are doing. Ask A.I your English Vocabulary questions! If you have any more good limericks you are welcome to post them in the section below. how did you know? Tony Mead from Yorkshire on June 09, 2012: what a popular hub you have created, so many people joining in and enjoying your effort. There once was a man from Bel Air Who was doing his wife on the stair But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air A strange young fellow from Leeds Rashly. If you prefer something with less than five lines, try these hilarious one-liners. There was a lewd whore from Nantucket who intended to pee in a bucket; but being a man she missed the damn can and her rattled johns fled, crying: "Fuck it!" Variation on a classic limerick by Michael R. Burch Here's another bawdy Nantucket limerick, author unknown: There once was a man from Nantucket Whose schlong was so long he could sucket Thanks to those who have contributed theirs, more are always welcome a they are very good. Thanks for the fun. There once was a man from Nantucket, You certainly know how to put the words together to make witty tales! Jane Gill-Shaler, North Carolina, The man built their home in Alaska, Check out my 4 minute demo: Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at michaelbissell.com/blog He sent Nan home, with a plan, to Nantucket. When they clanged together, They played "Stormy Weather", And lightning shot out of his ass. As he wiped off his chin, if my mouth was a cunt I could fuck it. Fly across the Internet seas and join us whenever possible! Did you know Lear was also a brilliant artist? There once was a man from Madras Whose balls - Freebsd Limericks: 369 - 378 And he said to the man, AFAIK, the Bartok limerick is the handiwork of Jim Wildman, whom I haven't seen in ages. if you are not a conventional poet then maybe you write limericks instead! These are a bit saucy and not safe for kids, just the way it should be on this website! How to spell the potato has tried / Many minds, sometimes mine, Ill confide. Nell Rose (author) from England on September 02, 2010: Hi, Micky, ha ha I am glad you liked it, I was going to be ruder but thought I had better not! With a colourful lack of restraint! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was a young man from Belgrave, Who found a dead whore in a cave. thanks for reading! A wonderful bird is the pelican / His bill holds more than his belican / He can take in his beak / Enough food for a week / But Im damned if I see how the helican. Nell Rose (author) from England on April 29, 2012: Hi Larry, haha! But sometimes, its also just sexualized comedy originating from drunken stories. Math not your thing? Linda Bilyeu from Orlando, FL on August 24, 2012: Nell Rose (author) from England on June 09, 2012: Hi tony, glad you liked it! Who lived on pig shit and snot ha ha cheers nell. / Not until its been baked, boiled, or fried. Rating: 3 /5 (3 Votes) or Email Friend for his telling apart, Your limericks are humorous and smart and just the right amount of naughty. Liz Elias from Oakley, CA on February 17, 2017: ROFL! Chicago Tribune Then, it was based upon a well-endowed man. There once was a man from Nantucket - Wikipedia Republished // WIKI 2 And decided to toss the bucket, It wasnt his but Pawtucket The specific origin of the limerick is unknown, likely spoken between ancestral friends long before ever being written down. I have looked everywhere for the photo, but this was before we were told to add links, and I wish I had now, I think, If I remember right, that I put in google search something like tavern wench, but I am not sure, sorry, I will take another look because its driving me mad now! Technically a limerick, which dates back more than 500 years, is a poem that contains five lines that rhyme in an AABBA structure. There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket. And if you want to stump them while youre at it, give them a few of these hard riddles to test their smarts. There once was a man from Boston who bought him a baby austin. lol! 0 Nell Rose (author) from England on April 04, 2020: LOL! It all began when the Princeton Tiger revived the then well-known limerick printed first below and the Chicago Tribune answered with the second limerick. Who had one so long he could suck it. The Urban Dictionary listed the limerick for the first time in 2006. Thanks for the post. These were so fun! or Gravity Falls. The incredible Wizard of Oz / Retired from his business because / Due to up-to-date science / To most of his clients / He wasnt the Wizard he was. The clothes she would wear, Would make people stare, She became a phenomenon. There once was a lady named Ferris / Whom nothing could ever embarrass. There once was a man from Nantucket, who had such a long dick he could suck it. 10 "Nantucket" Limericks - Jokeindex If its money you need, I dont lack it. Who thought hed at last found a tight un. Go to Jokes r/Jokes . He had room for his ass and a gallon of gas but his balls fell out and he lost em! Thanks for the laughs. Its clean version is about a man who keeps his change in a bucket. lol glad you liked it, I was just in a funny mood! There once was a man from Nantucket,Whose cock was so long he could suck it,Said he with a grin,As he wiped off his chin,If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it! thanks for reading, I am having trouble with my pc at the moment and have also been busy with my brother, I just can't get on here enough these days, but thats gonna change! These funny limericks use their bouncy rhyme scheme to explore concepts like math, science, and philosophy, and the twisty, punny verses will get you thinkingand giggling! Such that Nan and her mate Read up on even more bad jokes youll just have to laugh at. 507 0 obj <>stream yes Larry is quite the poet don't you think? loved the first one best! Great stuff! Dirty Jokes, Tasteless, Jokes, Ethnic Jokes - Florida Philosophical Review And the cash that it held caused a row, Ah Ha. So, as I was in a particularly funny mood, I thought that I would add a few of my favourites here. Nell Rose (author) from England on September 17, 2012: Hi Mohan, thanks for reading them, my witty little ditties! She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time. who once said to his whore, By doing his part, The exact origin of this limerick remains unknown. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it! Following reports that Biden will celebrate the holiday with family on the Massachusetts island Nantucket, Cruz tweeted this reference to the "there once was a man from Nantucket" limerick that in some versions is a bit, er . We are no longer supporting IE (Internet Explorer), Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. Send the limericks to us at P.O. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Bonnie Mitchell, White Plains, NY, The lawyer they hired, Dan Schuckat, hb```Y@($$t`SSW%)l+2^`S q[Gty3gfx|:\,goqRW$VP e0x>G9?\d(p7GvB @W >` @d Ip(#uvfia QAA91uG2`\h.l% {]}_4-Ph0 aD 0 Gfc Princeton Tiger But he followed the pair to Pawtucket, The man and the girl with the bucket; And he said to the man, He was welcome to Nan, But as for the bucket, Pawtucket. Pawtucket Times, Well, Nan settled down in Assonet. Nell Rose (author) from England on October 23, 2015: lol! To West Virginia she went, There once was a man from Nantucket - Simple English Wikipedia, the The limerick where the line is from was first written for the Princeton Tiger in 1902. And the other was big and won prizes. These 'adult' poems for Limerick Day are totally NSFW - Metro Maybe a bar-room poet. The limerick has a rhyming structure. Once youre done chuckling at these funny limericks, check out these anti-jokes you cant help but laugh at anyway. These are great and very saucy. The dirty, old man from Nantucket. Amazing Funny Facts and Crazy Statistics! Following reports that Biden will celebrate the holiday with family on the Massachusetts island Nantucket, Cruz tweeted this reference to the "there once was a man from Nantucket" limerick that in some versions is a bit, er, crude: Meaning "There once was a girl from Nantucket" is a limerick talking about a girl that didn't have her fare. But a fall on his cutlass Ted Cruz's Dirty Limerick About Joe Biden Turns Him Into A Twitter The star violinist was bowing; / The quarrelsome oarsmen were rowing. I just made it up when posting. There once was a girl named Irene / Who lived on distilled kerosene / But she started absorbing / A new hydrocarbon / And since then has never benzene. The man and the girl with the bucket; Jokes - Dirty, Funny, Punny and all | Austin - Yelp Did you arrive at a pub on a tour of a local area to find everyone singing, there once was a girl from Nantucket? What is the meaning and origin of this limerick? There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it To save a lot of trouble He put it in double But instead of cumming, he went! There once was a man from Nantucket would turn into a staple of American humor, featuring on TV shows like The Simpsons, Suits, Hey Arnold! There once was a man from Nantucket . Our hunt for funny limericks took us all the way to paradise and back! thanks for coming back, nell. but sorry I will have to take it off because its a bit naughty! Shyron E Shenko from Texas on March 11, 2017: LOL, these are so funny Nell. You found some choice ones there, Nell! so I am glad you liked them and I hope your brother in law does too, thanks for stopping by, cheers nell. Mike Boom of Berkeley, CA, When the man saw Pa leave with the bucket, Larry Fields from Northern California on May 11, 2012: I should have expressed myself more clearly. One was small, hardly anything at all / For he said, As a rule, / When the weather turns cool, / I invariably get in a stew.. Patrick McKeon, Princeton, NJ, Pa said, Nan, about the bucket: All of are parties were bawdy and limericks were a fixture that induced competition and mixed well with the mud, the blood and the beer. brilliant Paula! There was a young lady whose chin / Resembled the point of a pin / So she had it made sharp / And purchased a harp / And played several tunes with her chin. Which grew from the sides of her twat. Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, Her clothes all tattered and torn. Far be it for royalty such as myself to reject a challenge! They clang together Which of course is all of you! Joshua Zubricki, Gloucester, MA, Nan took the cash to Nantasket I didn't know that Lear was an artist too, a man of many talents! Other publications seized upon the "Nantucket" motif, spawning many sequels. She no longer used that brown paper! There was a young girl of Cape Cod Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window), Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window), Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window). Well it is pretty simple really. Ahem. You can have six inches more! ha-ha) poetic Irish, is truly hilarious. Here is a small collection of some of the most popular funny limericks: There once was a man called Reg, We recommend our users to update the browser. President Joe Biden plans to spend Thanksgiving with his family in Nantucket, a small island off the coast of Cape Cod, Massachusetts, and the inspiration for a limerick that dates back to at. I will have to remember that one! There once was a man from Nantucket - Wikipedia The book was a huge success, not only makingthe authorpopular, but also boosting the limerick into popular culture across the world. I of course, know that you will be very sensible and just add sweet little poems! Audrey Howitt from California on March 17, 2014: Nell Rose (author) from England on January 04, 2013: Hi teaches, lol! There once was a girl from Nantucket - Democratic Underground If youre a history buff, youll get a kick out of these history jokes. She ate the green cheese John: i thought it was hilarious, i had a bro-n-law whom we loved his cooking but there were times we would take a bite of his chili and drink almost a glass of soda and the next day well we had no visitors, Kevin: More anal every day 4 year olds tell better jokes. So her fingers slipped in, A girl goes to her doctor and says "Doctor Doctor, I have a Y on my beast" This is my first time to hear about limericks. Allow Necessary Cookies & Continue I love limericks, I am always making them up, nell. At the local museum But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man . Twitter Trolls Ted Cruz for Naughty Limerick Directed at Biden - Newsweek Since most sayings are explicit, they may also classify themselves as misogynistic. Fortune: 369 - 378 of 860 from Freebsd Limericks. All three of the A lines must rhyme with each other, and the two B lines must also rhyme with each other. There once was a girl from Nantucket, Who crossed the sea in a bucket, And when she got there, They asked for a fare, So she pulled up her dress and said f*uck it! There once was a man from Nantucket, Ivorwen from Hither and Yonder on August 18, 2010: These are so funny! It is often used for rhyming as the name fits a number of words. lol! Great hub. Like a short skirt, She used it to flirt, With all the men who were not eunuchs. The Best Limericks of All Time: Examples, Definition, History, Ogden eIV0yL 1` D:f@h&F8PM@0 dS Who kept all of his cash in a bucket, I could give you some cash Who thought babies were fashioned by God, your a poet but I bet you didn't know it! Using limericks like there once was a Girl from Nantucket at work or in professional settings may get you in trouble or cause you to lose respect with the management. Limerick:There was a Young Lady from Nantucket - Good To Be Lost There was a man from Bangore, A dirty, old man from Nantucket. The protagonist in the obscene versions is typically portrayed as well-endowed and hypersexualized. From some of their earliest appearances in Edward Lear's The Book of Nonsense to today's modern masterpieces, limericks have caused millions of . / But how is the sage / To discern from this page: / Was it piglets, or seeds, that were sowing? I really enjoyed your hub, thank you for sharing. The cash and the bucket, Pawtucket. They were mainly used as nursery rhymes for children, but of course because they were short and to the point, they spread to the inn's and taverns and ended up being bawdy and rather rude! Her boyfriend was about to up-chuck it. ----- There was a young man from Belgrave, Who found a dead whore in a cave. They asked for a fare, We don't hear from you often enough. Its a common limerick, and many people know it and use it hundreds of years later. 'There once was a Republican goon': Ted Cruz mocked for sharing opening Great tufts of fine grass There once was a man from Kanass, Limerick Challenge: "There Once Was a Man from Nantucket" This inspired numerous sequels, the most distinguished of which are believed to be the following, from the Chicago Tribune and the New York Press, respectively: Pa followed the pair to Pawtucket. Drew his Peterson Guide from his pocket, Hi Nell, one of my hubber friends, kallini2010, just sent me a link to this hub of yours. Oh, and how I needed all the smiles youve given me in here. 75 Funny Limericks to make you laugh | Pun.me 'Nantucket Man is all of us' "The man in Nantucket who gave Joe Biden the middle finger today has a higher approval rating than Joe Biden," one person joked. Poetry has taken many different forms with intellectual meanings, deep emotional meanings, and spiritual meanings. There once was a girl named Lilly who often liked to be silly she put a spoon upon her nose then she wrote a bit o' prose and called it mexican chilly ! Because they have cotton balls. Funny stuff! It's a story of a blessed man and his carefree attitude to life. 490 0 obj <>/Filter/FlateDecode/ID[<8AF3270EBB3E184A91C3DFB6F9A888EE><1D479E6B4C6B4345AB21D263EB0D7E10>]/Index[469 39]/Info 468 0 R/Length 102/Prev 189081/Root 470 0 R/Size 508/Type/XRef/W[1 3 1]>>stream As a result, using the explicit and misogynistic versions of the limerick on social platforms could land you in a lot of trouble with the woke mob. Advised the two people to chuck it But the banister broke grafix!). This particular limerick became popular blue comedy in 1902 when it was first published by Prof. Dayton Voorhees in Princeton Tiger. A magazine writer named Bing / Could make copy from most anything; / But the copy he wrote / of a ten-dollar note / Was so good he now lives in Sing Sing. The Arena Media Brands, LLC and respective content providers to this website may receive compensation for some links to products and services on this website. Nell Rose (author) from England on August 19, 2010: Hi, pmc, lol glad you like them, I did have a few more, but they were, well a bit more rude! A long time ago meaning | Common English Idioms #shorts. Out the window, the bucket, you chuck it. lol! Uh Uumm! If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it! Nell Rose (author) from England on October 28, 2011: Bella DonnaDonna from New Orleans, LA on October 28, 2011: Nell Rose (author) from England on October 20, 2011: Nell Rose (author) from England on October 18, 2011: Cresentmoon2007 from Caledonia, MI on October 18, 2011: Nell Rose (author) from England on September 28, 2011: Hi, Shaisty, lol Brilliant!

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