I came to realize that I had more to offer this world than just making things that blow up. Do you have a computer?Thor:No. "A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success." [pause]Do you ever laugh? 36 Funny Graduation Quotes to Make Your Recent Grad Smile "You will never have more energy or enthusiasm, hair, or brain cells than you have today." Leah Hall Updated: May 10, 2021. What do I do?Shuri:Shoot them down, genius!. You can smell crazy on him.Thor:Have a care how you speak! [raises his arms as energy flows over his hands]Grandmaster:[amused]I didnt hear any thunder, but out of your fingers was that sparkles?, Thor: By Odins beard, you shall not cut my hair, lest you feel the wrath of the mighty Thor! [At-Lass clamps a muzzle on Goose]Nick Fury:Its a cat, not Hannibal Lecter. [Rocket looks around in confusion]Rocket:Is that better?Drax:I dont know.Peter Quill:[snickering]Its worse. Also, as an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases. The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after. [gives Thor an eyeball]Thor:Whats this?Rocket Raccoon:Whats it look like? Wanna come?Loki:You do seem like youre in desperate need of leadership.Korg:Why, thank you!, Loki:Do you really think its a good idea to go back to earth? The Doctor Who franchise wouldnt cast Benedict Cumberbatch as the doctor, so Marvel made him Doctor Strange. [gets thrown by Cull Obsidian]Peter Parker:Uh, what is this guys problem, Mr. Stark?Tony Stark:Uh, hes from space, he came here to steal a necklace from a wizard., Dr. It sucks. Whosoever holds this hammer if he be worthy. Happy Women's Day. Im the boss, Im the boss, Im the boss. Im here to pick up a fossil.Steve Rogers:Thats hilarious., Natasha Romanoff:Did you do anything fun Saturday night? - Friedrich Nietzsche. Arent you the cutest looking thing? 7. 4 / 25 PHOTO: FACEBOOK.COM/MARVELSTUDIOSCANADA Captain America on sacrifices Now, go ahead. Fearless, bold, confident, caring. [everyone in the stadium looks confused]Thor:Hey, hey! There were lots of funny moments when so many Marvel characters finally met up though, and these are the funniest lines from Avengers: Infinity War for your reading pleasure. 3. 1. See? Motivational Graduation Quotes. I tried to bench you. You know, like the Marvelettes? as part of a team of heroes. Luckily for us all those head-butts also lead to plenty of banter. Either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? I saved us, guys!MJ:If you saved us, why are we about to die?. [smiles], James Bucky Barnes:Dont do anything stupid until I come back.Steve Rogers:How can I? With a shout of "Underoos!" he calls in a familiar neighborhood . Why would Ego want such a hideous one?Mantis:I am hideous?Drax:You are horrifying to look at. Something big.Ant-Man:I got something kinda big. A master of witty quips, these are the best funny lines from Iron Man (the first movie). I know.Wong:Well, dont stop now., Kaecilius:What is this?Dr. Then I passed out. [Ross shuts up]MBaku:Im kidding. [to Tony]Never dropping that, by the way. "To have an idea is the easiest thing in the world. "Love can be defined with one word. Top 10 floors all R&D, youd love it its candyland.Bruce Banner:Thanks, but the last time I was in New York I kind of broke Harlem., [after attacking Loki with full weapons activated]Tony Stark:Make a move, Reindeer Games, World Security Council:Director Fury, the council has made a decision.Nick Fury:I recognise the council has made a decision, but given that its a stupid-ass decision, Ive elected to ignore it., [Banner arrives in New York on a motorcycle just as the Chitauri have begun their attack]Bruce Banner:So this all seems horrible.Black Widow:Ive seen worse.Bruce Banner:Sorry.Black Widow:No, we could use a little worse., Loki:Enough! I think its great, an elite force of women warriors. Put that spear in the trunk., Everett K. Ross:So this is a big mess, huh? Natasha Romanoff:He killed eighty people in two days. These are the best funny lines from the Avengers. We drank, we fought he made his ancestors proud!Jane Foster:Put him on the bed.Erik Selvig:[to Thor]Oh, I still dont think youre the god of thunder. Korg:Yeah, Noobmaster69. 26. But you ought to be!, Thor:This mortal form has grown weak. Rocket:I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a spacecraft.Peter Quill:You were cybernetically engineered to be a douchebag!, Rocket:Do you know why I did it, Star-Munch? Here are the best funny lines from Spiderman: Homecoming. Flying around the city, smash it into everything in sight and everyone will see it! [aware of Steve's new size] "I thought you were smaller." James 'Bucky' Barnes 6. Sitting there, playing that mind-numbing game, whats boring is me, tripping over your vines every day. In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. Stephen Strange:Try me, Beyonc. - Henry David Thoreau. [Imitating Banner]Im into numbers and science and stuff., Thor:Youre not even listening! [Quill presents the prosthetic leg Rocket requested]Rocket Raccoon:Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. Tony Stark:Perfect. And if I tear myself in half, dont come back for me.Bucky Barnes:Hes gonna tear himself in half?Captain America:You sure about this, Scott?Ant-Man:I do it all the time. I can tell. See more ideas about marvel quotes, superhero quotes, college graduation cap decoration. After the bittersweet ending of Endgame, we witness Peter Parker struggling to make sense of a world without his mentor. Parton made this funny remark during her 2009 commencement speech at the University of Tennessee: "Now I usually try not to . You wanna get stuck reliving the same moment over and over forever or never having existed at all?Dr. Maybe they'll inspire you but they'll definitely make you laugh. Originally from Tasmania, Australia, Kristy was living in London when she unexpectedly met a Dutch bloke and ended up moving to the Netherlands to be with him. Subscribe. No! Iron Man 3 - we've all had coworkers like that. In a lab. With Taika Waititi at the helm, the tone of the third Thor movie definitely hit a comical upswing. The hum-drum-vee is back there., Tony Stark:Whats on the docket?Natalie Rushman/Natasha Romanoff:You have a 9:30 dinner. Table for one, Mr Stank, please, by the bathroom., Iron Man:Focus up. [starts gagging]Mantis:What are you doing?Drax:Ugh Im imagining being with you physically [continues gagging]Mantis:Drax! Peggy on new beginnings "The world has changed and none of us can go back. Drax: An hour. Aunt May:Hungry? Christine Palmer:Oh. Chester Phillips:Steak.Dr. "One man can accomplish anything once he realizes he can be a part of something bigger". Watch. Hes the toughest there is.Thor:Well, hes never fought me.Rocket Raccoon:Yeah, he has.Thor:Hes never fought me twice., Rocket Raccoon:Nidavellir is real? Gamora: Are you serious? [May throws a banana at Peter and hits him in the face]You can dodge bullets but not bananas? Discover and share Funny Marvel Quotes. "Never go to bed mad. [Thor carries Loki out of the elevator in front of the guards]Thor:Get help! Everybody thought you were dead! Back-to-back Iron Man fun! Its truly brillian[Thor hurls Loki out of the ship, and jumps out with Jane in his arms into a skiff piloted by Fandral]Fandral:[laughing]I see your time in the dungeon has made you no less graceful, Loki!Loki:You lied to me! Louisa May Alcott. Yeah!KAREN:Activating Instant-Kill.Peter Parker:What? He raised me by hand and kept me as his own.Drax:So youre a pet.Mantis:I suppose.Drax:People usually want cute pets. Of course not!MJ:I mean its kind of obvious., MJ:You know, Susan Yang thinks youre a male escort.Peter Parker:What? Live the life you've imagined.". Now, whatever the hell youre up to, do me a favor, stay out of my way.TChalla:I gave you Zemo.Everett K. Ross:Didnt I keep it under wraps that the king of a third-world country runs around in a bulletproof cat suit? [starts singing Please, Mr Postman]Nick Fury:Not ringing any bells?Carol Danvers:Keep singing. Stan Lee. I need sustenance!, [smashes cup onto the floor]Thor: This drink, I like it. "If you want to do something right, you make a list." - Scott Lang, 'Ant Man & The Wasp', 2018. Sir., Major Kathleen Kat Sparr: Are you telling me you can make more like him?Dr. They make the most powerful and horrific weapons to ever torment the universe. [Peter declines Furys call]Happy Hogan:You sent Nick Fury to voicemail?Peter Parker:I gotta go.Happy Hogan:You do not ghost Nick Fury!, Peter Parker:Whats your password?Happy Hogan:Password.Peter Parker:No, what is your password?Happy Hogan:Password. [Back in Black by AC/DC plays]Peter Parker:Oh, I love Led Zeppelin!, Happy Hogan:Heads-up. We look like ourselves at a baseball game., Cassie:Dont just stand there! Were more optimistic, yes. Marvel sounds a lot better. Love you, Mama! It may be magical, but it works an awful lot like a Hydra weapon.Nick Fury:I dont know about that, but it is powered by the cube. He would smush her!Peter Quill:I dont need to hear how my parentsDrax:Why? Stephen Strange:Its Strange.Kaecilius:Maybe. Seriously? Bye, Mr. Criminal!, Street Vendor:Hey! Im gonna commit. Ill give you $50 right now if you turn into a venus fly trap., Nick Fury:Hey there. Save for retirement. Stephen Strange:Im sorry, Im confused as to the relationship here. I said hat., Hank Pym:The final phase of your training will be a stealth incursion.Ant-Man:Its freezing! Happy International Women's Day to the best woman in the world! I mean They did teach me to tap into powers that I never even knew existed.Dr. I would very much like to go there, please. Hes no Spider-Man.MJ:What is it with you and Spider-Man?Flash Thompson:What? Danielle Carson 2 Frank A. Clark If you can find a. Easily!Bruce Banner:That doesnt sound rightThor:Well, its true!, Bruce Banner:Youre just using me to get to the Hulk. If, at first, you don't succeed, try to hide your astonishment. Will you join me on my quest to Nidavellir?Rocket Raccoon:Ah, let me just ask the captain. Erik Selvig:Ian!Ian Boothby:Selvig! Spider-Man follows me? Stephen Strange:No can do.Wong:We swore an oath to protect the Time Stone with our lives.Tony Stark:And I swore off dairy but then Ben & Jerrys named a flavor after me, soDr. Hey Loki! Just let me unravel this puppy and well[Carol blasts the lock off the doors]Nick Fury:You sat there and watched me play with tape, when all you had to do wasCarol Danvers:I didnt want to steal your thunder., Nick Fury:Do you know how to fly this thing?Carol Danvers:Uh, well see.Nick Fury:Thats a yes or no question.Carol Danvers:[powering the engines up] Yes., Maria Rambeau:You call me young lady again, Ill shove my foot up somewhere its not supposed to be. [points to a mythology book page with a drawing of Mjlnir], Agent Cale:[staring at The Destroyer]Is that one of Starks?Agent Coulson:I dont know. Lip piercing, right?Natasha Romanoff:Yeah, shes cute.Steve Rogers:Yeah, Im not ready for that., Natasha Romanoff:What about the nurse that lives across the hall from you? Quotes About Strength to Inspire You. Thor:Hes adopted., Tony Stark: That man is playing Galaga! Youve been to space., Nick Fury:Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. Jerry Maguire. For the full scoop on what this means, feel free to check out our Privacy Policy and Disclosure. Most of the funny parts of Captain Marvel come from Carol Danvers/Captain Marvels interactions with Nick Fury, but not all of them. I lost my hammer like, yesterday so thats still pretty fresh. But it takes practice and, um, dare I say it, talent to do it well.Nick Fury:Can you turn into a cat?Talos:Whats a cat?Maria Rambeau:What about a filing cabinet?Talos:Why would I turn into a filing cabinet?Nick Fury:A venus fly trap. FedEx Driver:[Checks delivery address]Are you Tony .Stank?War Machine:[Tony looks embarrassed, Rhodey nods]Yes, this is, this is Tony Stank, youre in the right place. Youre stronger than her, youre smarter than her. Youre trying to tell me that this whole time, you thought Yondu was my actual blood relative?Drax:You look exactly alike!Rocket:*Ones blue! Not hot.Pepper Potts:Am I going to be okay?Tony Stark:No. Peter Quill: An hour? Spatial paradoxes! Strike it.TChalla:Anywhere?Shuri:Mmm-hmm. Without my hammer, I cantOdin:Are you Thor, the god of hammers?, Valkyrie:[Thor, Banner and Valkyrie arrive in Asgard]I never thought Id be back here.Bruce Banner:I thought itd be nicer. [Stark stares at Nick Fury, who simply stares at him back] Agreed., [seeing Tony Stark, in partial Iron Man armor, sitting in a giant rooftop donut display]Nick Fury:Sir, Im gonna have to ask you to exit the donut., Justin Hammer:[about Christine Everhart]Shes actually doing a big spread on me for Vanity Fair. 5. He was freaking me out!, Thor:[to a doctor who put an IV on him]How dare you attack the son of Odin!Thor:[fighting hospital interns]You are no match for the mighty [an intern jabs a syringe into his butt, he passes out instantly], Jane Foster:Years of research, gone.Darcy:They even took my iPod.Erik Selvig:What about the backups?Jane Foster:They took our backups. Thats low. Erik Selvig:Thank God Im so sorry., Odin:She does not belong here in Asgard any more than a goat belongs at a banquet table!Jane Foster:Did he just? Gotta run before you can walk -Tony Stark. [Thor arrives in Vanaheim to help Sif]Sif:Ive got this completely under control! No ones gonna recognize us.Scott Lang:What, because of hats and sunglasses? Ant-Man's call for confidence isn't just funny -- it's also one of the most grounded, human moments in any MCU movie, and his post-transformation joy-filled giggle was echoed by every fan boy in the theater. Okay, Im gonna get a Bowflex. They look Chinese. Peggy Carter:How do you feel?Steve Rogers:Taller., Peggy Carter:You cant give me orders!Steve Rogers:The hell I cant! So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.Drax:Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.Tony Stark:What dance-off?Peter Quill:Its not a thing.Peter Parker:Like in Footloose, the movie?Peter Quill:Exactly like Footloose. Youre taking all the stupid with you., Peggy Carter:Wait! What are you up to these days?Loki:It varies from moment to moment., Thor:Hey, lets do Get Help.Loki:What?Thor:Get Help.Loki:No.Thor:Come on. [Cap gives her a blank look]Maria Hill:Hes fast, shes weird., James Rhodes:But, you know, the suit can take the weight, right? Youre going to fix this!Spider-Man:Two hours! Who are you?Thor:I am the God of Thunder! Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!". Im the boss! Funny memories, sad times, times of fun and laughter all can be recorded in a yearbook. Her thing is neuroelectric interfacing, telekinesis, mental manipulation. [beats up Ant-Man], Spider-Man:[to Bucky]You have a metal arm? , [Shuri drives a car and runs over someone]Shuri:What was that?TChalla:Dont worry about it, youre doing fine!, Everett K. Ross:[Everett drives up to a stranded Okoye and Nakia after their car explodes]Hop in. So I take the tank, drop it right off at the generals palace, drop it at his feet. 15. As we finally ventured off Earth completely we met the rag-tag team that became the Guardians of the Galaxy, although, much like the Avengers, they werent a great team straight away! Im sorry did I just mishear you or did you just agree with me?Black Widow:Oh I want to take it back now.Iron Man:No, no no. Wakanda forever! Even with a talking tree nobody in the audience can understand, this film brought a lot of hilarity. When you decide not to be afraid, you can find friends in super unexpected places. 3. [looking at Nebula]Except maybe you.Nebula:[shakes her head in disbelief]Oh, my God., Yondu:Once I figured out what happened to them other kids, I wasnt just gonna hand you over!Peter Quill:You said you were going to eat me!Yondu:That was being funny.Peter Quill:Not to me!, Rocket:[snickering]Im sorry. Loki:I like her., Loki:This is so unlike you, brother. Check out the funniest lines from Thor: The Dark World. Send college and high school grads on their way with these special messages. 5. Sometimes a little too much. Metaphors go over his head.Drax:Nothing goes over my head! Ive seen good men go down purely because someone didnt let us in on what we were walking into, Ive moved onto the next one, cause thats what we do, right? Pet Store Clerk:We dont have horses. When Nick Fury, with the help of Natasha Romanoff . It is good to once again be among friends. While his journey to meet the Ancient One and master magic wasnt hilarious in itself, there were still moments to make us chuckle. Nooo!, Thor: A creepy old man cut my hair off!, [talking about Mjolnir]Thor:Quite unique. 1. Hes inspires me to be a better man. I could catch them all red-handed, this is awesome! No, not exactly. Funny graduation quotes "We're only here for so long. Sofia Monter 15 February Marquette University pixabay.com 1. - Jeff Foxworthy. Okay, Im gonna get a little closer so I can see whats happening.KAREN:Would you like me to engage Enhanced Combat Mode?Peter Parker:Enhanced Combat Mode? Thor:Looks like youve copied my beard. "Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught." - Oscar Wilde 2. Hes our friend.Nebula:All any of you do is yell at each other. If I had a blacklight, this would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.Rocket Raccoon:You got issues, Quill., Drax:I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that youve accepted me despite my blunders. People on earth love me, Im very popular.. Stephen Strange:I seriously dont know how you fit your head into that helmet.Tony Stark:Admit it, you shouldve ducked out when I told you to. Plan your future. - Franklin Richards Violence doesn't discriminate. These are the funniest lines from the Incredible Hulk. Look, I like you, a lot. Stephen Strange:Im fluent in Google Translate., [Strange is experimenting with time manipulation using the Eye of Agamotto]Baron Mordo:[bursting in]Stop! Okay? [to Koraths henchmen who keep prodding him]Ninja Turtle, you better stop poking me., Rocket Raccoon:[scans a Xandarian citizen]Can you believe they call us criminals when hes assaulting us with that haircut?. He's a hero, and he's had an amazing legacy for 75 years. I meant trash panda. What was your second choice? Im listening.Dr. Dont you say it!Steve Rogers:[running by Sam]On your left.Sam Wilson:Come on man!, Natasha Romanoff:Hey, fellas. [Cassie pulls out a Hideous Rabbit]Hideous Rabbit:Youre my bestest friend!Paxton:What is that thing?Cassie Lang:Hes so ugly! It was made from this special metal from the heart of a dying star. See More Evil . Christine Palmer:Where have you been?Dr. Okay?Scott Lang:Oh, what language? Free Daily Quotes. What is wrong with Giving Tree here?Rocket Raccoon:Well he dont know talkin good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to I and am and Groot, exclusively in that order.Peter Quill:Well I tell you what, thats gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud., Peter Quill:Here you go. Yondu Udonta:Were Ravagers, we got a code.Peter Quill:Yeah, and that code is: steal from everybody., Gamora:Its dangerous and illegal work, suitable only for outlaws.Peter Quill:Well, I come from a planet of outlaws: Billy the Kid, Bonnie and Clyde, John Stamos., Groot:I am Groot.Peter Quill:Well thats just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. That is AWESOME, dude!, Ant-Man:[internally damaging the Iron Man suit]Oh, youre going to have to take this to the shop.Iron Man:Whos speaking?Ant-Man:Its your conscience. 4 quotes that will help you remember life's most important mission: working on becoming the BEST version of yourself YOU can be. My mantra?Baron Mordo:The Wi-Fi password. "You are graduating from college. Smile because it happened. As long as the light exists.Peter Quill:And, I could use the light to build cool things like, how you made this whole planet?Ego:Well, it might take you a few million years of practice before you get really good at it.

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